Osric brings in the new King of Denmark.. Fortinbras, for them to only find 4 dead bodies in the floor- King Claudius, Gertrude, Laertes, and Hamlet. The ambassadors from England enter only to inform that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have been killed also! So that makes six! After hearing the story of Hamlet, Fortinbras decides that Hamlet deserves a soldiers burial, and soldiers come in and take his body.. I am sad that I had to watch my son die and I couldn't even do anything about it, but I am glad he did it with good intentions, and I am just thankful that we can all be together again. As I said before, I'd make sure Claudius went straight to HELL. I'm glad I can have my wife and son back, though! And Hamlet can have Ophelia back too. This afterlife may not be as bad as it seems.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
King of Denmark...FORTINBRAS!
Posted by That Ghostly Figure at 8:33 PM 0 comments
Don't everyone die at once?
Today, Hamlet decided to apprehend Rosencrantz and Guildensterns letter to England. He found out that they had ordered for his death, and this really set him off. He then devised a replacement letter that ordered that THEY be killed! How clever!! Then, Osric comes in or Hamlet's and Horatio's conversation and says that the King has ordered that he and Laertes have a contest of swordsmanship, and Hamlet agrees to the challenge. All the royal figures gather to watch. Hamlet apologized to Laertes for going off on Gertrude and killing Polonius, and he accepts it, but he still wants to fight. Right before they are about to fight, Claudius proposes that Hamlet take a drink.
Posted by That Ghostly Figure at 8:20 PM 0 comments
R.I.P. Ophelia
Today, Ophelia committed suicide. After the loss of her father, she drowned herself. Poor Hamlet, though. He doesn't know yet! The grave diggers who are digging her grave are talking smack, though, and I'm about to get mad. They question her deservedness of hollow ground since she killed herself. Let the poor woman rest in peace. She hasn't had it easy..
Posted by That Ghostly Figure at 8:12 PM 0 comments
Bye bye Hamlet
Posted by That Ghostly Figure at 7:55 PM 0 comments
I can't believe Hamlet went off on Gertrude the way he did today! Hooooolyyyy helllllll! That was insane! What would drive him to show such immoral disrespect to his mother, and my ex wife? I thought he was going to kill her next! My God.. he was on a freakin' rampage! So I popped in and called him over. Poor Gertrude. She was looking at him like he was STUPID. I know she thinks Hamlet is mad.. she has to! Hamlet then told his mom that he was leaving for England, and he drug Polonius' dead body from the room. C-R-A-Z-Y times in the castle..
Posted by That Ghostly Figure at 7:47 PM 0 comments
What is going on!?!
My son killed Polonius today! Not Claudius, but POLONIUS! I clearly told him who he needed to kill, and he has let several great opportunities surpass him! What is going on? I don't understand. I'm being sent down from purgatory to help Hamlet avenge my death.. but he is just chickening out! If he has the gnads to kill Polonius, why can't he kill Claudius? I'm so disappointed.... man, if I could transform back into a human for just ONE minute.. you know who I'd be after!! ......
Posted by That Ghostly Figure at 7:39 PM 0 comments
Monday, October 26, 2009
Best day EVER!
Today, Claudius REPENTED! He cried, prayed for forgiveness, and admitted to his sins that have made him feel ever so guilty. It's about time that man grew an emotion. Maybe now he will realize that the pain and distress that he has caused my son to endure will all be transformed into revenge and thrown right back in his face! Doesn't he know that Young Hamlet and I are a team? Doesn't he realize that to kill your brother, to commit the eldest sin in history, is just plain WRONG? Does this man think? Seriously! He's a fool if he thinks he's going to be forgiven for this - by God, by me, Hamlet, anyone in the kingdom! He'd be a FOOL!
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