Best day EVER!

Today, Claudius REPENTED! He cried, prayed for forgiveness, and admitted to his sins that have made him feel ever so guilty. It's about time that man grew an emotion. Maybe now he will realize that the pain and distress that he has caused my son to endure will all be transformed into revenge and thrown right back in his face! Doesn't he know that Young Hamlet and I are a team? Doesn't he realize that to kill your brother, to commit the eldest sin in history, is just plain WRONG? Does this man think? Seriously! He's a fool if he thinks he's going to be forgiven for this - by God, by me, Hamlet, anyone in the kingdom! He'd be a FOOL!

A little uneasy,

OKH

My crazy boy!

I'm so proud of young Hamlet! I floated around watching the Players performance tonight, and boy did I enjoy seeing the look on Claudius' face! He looked absolutely disgusted! Amazing! The way Hamlet acted so crazily was really convincing! I just hope he isn't really going crazy. I know that Ophelia girl is putting him at his wit's end, but I have all the faith in the world in my son. I know he can pull through! Though, if he has one more thought of suicide, I might have to show my ass! Or my ghost-like mermaid tail.. whatever. Either way, Hamlet is going to conquer, and the Hamlet family WILL prevail!!!!

As faithful as EVER!

OKH

So I finally told Hamlet.....

Today was a big day.. I told Hamlet all about his Uncle/Step-Father Claudius, and what a crook he was. He took my wife, he took my position as King, he took my LIFE, he took everything from me. He will regret it.. Oh boy, will he ever. I told Hamlet all about how he poisoned me to kill me off. Jealousy is a cruel, cruel emotion, I tell ya. Not only has he done this, but he is also telling the entire kingdom a bunch of bull crap about me and my death! I can't BELIEVE this character! He's going straight to hell, and I will be sure of it! The only problem is, is I'm not sure if Hamlet really believes that I am his father or not! For some reason, I get these weird vibes from him that instigate his distrust in me.. Oh well.. I guess the entire kingdom is in for a rude awakening.....

Until next time,

OKH

Those Mortal FOOLS

So, it's one o'clock in the morning and I'm finally about to creep up on Marcellus and Bernardo and make them wet their big boy panties. As of right now, I'm just chilling over behind some bushes blogging and.. oh! Here's my cue! BRB.

Okay, I'm back behind the bushes now. Whoo! What a thrill. Those fools are trying to get Horatio to come witness my appearance. I'm thinking of making them sound as dumb as they look, but if Horatio wants a show, I'll give him one.

BRB again.

Woooow. So I popped all up in their grill looking like Old King Hamlet and whatnot, when Horatio starts trying to ask me what I am. Like I'm actually going to answer that.. Puhhhh-LEASE. I'm listening to them talk about why they think I am here. They think that it's because I have a message for them.. something about the war in Denmark. Horatio thinks he knows, though. He knows that I am here because Fortinbras is trying to win back the land that his father lost. That must be why he asked me if I had a message about the country's fate or about treasure, but he's not getting any answers out of me, OH no. Especially not after Marcellus swung at me with his partisan! If that's not a bunch of bull then I don't know what is!

VFN! (Vanishing For Now),

The Ghost