Don't everyone die at once?

Today, Hamlet decided to apprehend Rosencrantz and Guildensterns letter to England. He found out that they had ordered for his death, and this really set him off. He then devised a replacement letter that ordered that THEY be killed! How clever!! Then, Osric comes in or Hamlet's and Horatio's conversation and says that the King has ordered that he and Laertes have a contest of swordsmanship, and Hamlet agrees to the challenge. All the royal figures gather to watch. Hamlet apologized to Laertes for going off on Gertrude and killing Polonius, and he accepts it, but he still wants to fight. Right before they are about to fight, Claudius proposes that Hamlet take a drink.

WTF is wrong with him. He is trying to poison my boy! Hamlet wins the first and second point, and Gertrude is so very proud. In fact, she is so proud that she decides she will toast to Hamlet's health and well being! She picks up the cup of poison and DRINKS IT! While all this is going on in the background, Laertes strikes Hamlet with the poisoned sword in the back! Then, Hamlet ended up with Laertes sword and strikes him with it, putting a wound is his back also! Hamlet takes the sword and wounds Claudius with it, too, and takes the cup of poison from his dead mother and forces the liquid into the Kings mouth, killing him also. Laertes asks for Hamlet's forgiveness, then dies from the poison. THEN Hamlet dies!!! His last request was that Fortinbras became King of Denmark.. wtf. This is s messed up..

The ever-confused OKH.